Browns Bakery, Albert Park

Tall and blonde with a creamy complexion it stood like an Yummy-Mummy in a shiny black SUV, looking down on the traffic of cakes around it. A modern two storey twin set of pastel hues overlaid with a filigree of icing, this Brown’s vanilla slice had built its vocation on good looks and being in the right places. Technically it was fine – creamy with decent pastry and attractive icing – but the flavours were as beige as a Bayside Mansion’s feature walls. Cumbersome and uptight, it was as big a disaster to navigate as a Porsche Cayenne in school gate gridlock. With custard like Prozac, this was just another ding in the fender on the road to perfection.

¦ Icing ♥♥½¦ Pastry ♥♥ ¦ Custard ♥♥½¦ Degree of difficulty ¦ 14/20

Brown’s Bakery 1/101 Dundas Place, Albert Park, Victoria. Australia.
Also in Brighton, Canterbury, Carlton, Doncaster, Hampton, Hawkesburn, Hawthorn, Malvern, Moonee Ponds and Toorak

 

~ by custardcrazy on July 7, 2008.

7 Responses to “Browns Bakery, Albert Park”

  1. it looks delicious enough.

  2. absolutely amazing blog.

  3. please could i have the receipe for this

  4. Time for more vanilla slices!

  5. Thanks everyone for taking the time to comment. For those looking for recipes I am now listing some in the Related Articles section.

    The lack of posts has come about due to a number of sub-standard slices tried in the last few months. If they rank below 10 points they will not be posted.

    The Custard Crusaders are going on a much needed holiday in November. We will however hopefully leave you with another post before we head off on vacation. Cheers!

  6. it looks divine! i love how descriptive you are in your reviews!

  7. That looks like a magnificent custard slice.. just wish it wouldn’t involve a plane ticket to get one of those!! :)

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